July 23, 2018

Reality of life with ISIS gives “wannabe jihadis” buyer’s remorse

David MenziesMission Specialist

The UK’s Sun newspaper recently published an unintentionally funny story about wannabe jihadis who left their infidel Western nations to become soldiers of Allah only to realize that pursuing martyrdom in a shite-hole country ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.


Among those interviewed were a heavily-pregnant and very-pissed off jihadi bride from Germany, now living in a Syrian camp who claims that her Serbian husband tricked her into joining ISIS.

Then there’s Abu Wael al-Swisary, who actually defended the actions of the infamous ISIS executioner known as Jihadi John, who now says he’s horrified by the reality of life under ISIS.

A common thread emerges amongst these wannabe jihadis. First, their Mideast rape-and-pillage vacations proved to be awful from the get-go, and second, these whining fanatics said they’d rather die than spend another day in a Syrian jail.

I almost feel sorry for these losers and wish their respective nations would dispatch special envoys to repatriate these tortured souls so they can begin their poetry classes.

Nahhh...what am I saying? Let ‘em rot.

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commented 2018-07-24 19:26:49 -0400
I guess they were depressed, like Faisal Hussein when they signed up.
commented 2018-07-23 22:01:00 -0400
You might think these people would have researched a little about what they were actually getting into. They embraced a s***hole & now they can deal with it. None of them are to be trusted.
commented 2018-07-23 17:58:48 -0400
Is trudeau licking someones arse to get them here into Canada so he can give them 10.5 million of our money to them…. and grant them royal Canadian status and run for PM in the next Federal election in Canada?
commented 2018-07-23 15:05:45 -0400
Since 9/11 – IN THE NAME OF ISLAM (SATAN): 35,720 Attacks, 231,462 Killed, 311,325 Injured that we know of
commented 2018-07-23 13:29:34 -0400
Life is volitional.
commented 2018-07-23 12:43:23 -0400
The Canadian Welcome Wagon is on it’s way
commented 2018-07-23 12:37:48 -0400
Two of Jihad’i John’s cohorts are in jail in the UK, America has requested that they be sent to the US to stand trial for Murder.

The UK has stated that they will only comply if the US assures them that they will be sent to a State that dose not have the Death Penalty.

Who’s side are the Brits On?
commented 2018-07-23 11:53:13 -0400
Not only are the solders of death cult cowards they also want to be rewarded for their cowardice.
The must have heard about turdo,s millions to be handed out to them.