Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz — another rich guy hearing the siren song of the swarming political consultants who know how to play to these guys’ vanity — is considering a third party run for president, and we should drink to that!
The guy is one of those "fiscally conservative liberals," meaning he's all for the comfortable crony capitalism that used to be the wheelhouse of the GOP squish caucus before we exiled them to K Street.
The Democrats are all-in on the New Socialism, which is the Old Socialism with Instagram, meaning there's no room on Team Donkey for an old white guy like Howie. So he wants to go third party, which is awesome: he'll draw off some Democrat limo libs from the suburbs, and he'll get exactly zero support from the GOP.
Think of him as a venti McMullin — and let's give him all the support we can!