May 06, 2016

The top 10 things wrong with kids these days

Gavin McInnesArchive

When I complain about things, Millennials tell me I sound like an old man yelling at clouds and screaming, "Get off my lawn!" But Millennials are nothing compared to the other "kids these days" I need to complain about. I'm talking about toddlers.


As a father, I'm surrounded by children day and night, and they sure have some irritating habits.

Their drawings are lousy, they can't pronounce words correctly, and they think they're so strong and tough.

Well, have I got news for them...

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commented 2016-05-11 19:33:18 -0400
I Know kinda how ya feel. I’m 53 years old and last night my oldest Son invited me out for a Pint. I had two Guinness and a snack .He kept me out till 2 A.M. ! Being an early riser I couldn’t sleep in ! I felt like crap till about 3:00 P.M. . P.S. Some of Us Kids, just never grew up, but like Bruce Willis said" I’m getting to old for this Shit!" Playing Hide And Go Seek , Dealing with Snotty Noses , you obviously really love your children Gavin , Pretty Awesome , I’m Amazed ! Considering how many times I’ve heard from feminist Divorce Lawyers in Family Court, That most White Males Are Irresponsible , Selfish , Little Boys Who Hide Money from Their Starving Wives and Children and need the Help of these Bullys,called Maintenance Enforcement in order to be Responsible ! Rock On Man!!!!!
commented 2016-05-08 20:53:57 -0400
So lite. , too funny—-well you finally had to come on rant about this,but it doesn’t change anything, the wemen and children are still in charge GAVIN
commented 2016-05-08 07:31:39 -0400
Comedy gold!
commented 2016-05-07 17:11:02 -0400
O man, the snot segment…holy crap that was funny…good one Gavin.
commented 2016-05-07 05:15:07 -0400
Hilarious episode Gavin.

The next generation could be really fucked up, dumbed-down and entitled way beyond the millennials.
There will be something weird shit way beyond ‘safe-spaces’.
George Orwell would shit his pants.

If you think voters are dumb and uninformed now, just wait. It may get worse before it gets better.

President Trump needs to write a book called The Art of Parenting, and start a Trump Parenting University.
He did ok raising his kids. He may know something many parents don’t.

commented 2016-05-06 18:24:45 -0400
Oh yeah! Nana boo boo! You smell like Mommy poo!