September 07, 2018

Thomas the Tank Engine “Imperialist”

Martina MarkotaRebel Contributor

Finally, the imperialist reign of Thomas the Tank Engine on our television screens is coming to an end. The legendary TV show is no longer all about white trains – we’ve got multicultural trains coming from all over the world. And the nasty, racist practice of bad trains emitting black smoke is coming to an end, too!

Things are getting super weird with television shows. Today, I break down why I think Thomas the Tank Engine has come under attack.

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commented 2018-09-09 02:34:44 -0400
What the hell kind of a world do these clowns want to live in?
commented 2018-09-07 16:36:56 -0400
NOT ENOUGH FEMALE TRAINS? I THOUGH ALL STEAM ENGINES WHERE FEMALE AFTER ALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS AND WE HEARD THE STEAM ENGINE COMING WE ALL CRIED OUTHERE SHE COMES”. LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT CARS BECAUSE MINES OK “SHE’S RUNNING FINE”. LET’S SING THE SONG TOGETHER "THE OLD GRAY MARE SHE AN’T WHATSHE USE TO BE”. IN A STRONG WIND MY SAIL BOAT COULD 15 KNOTS “I WISH I STILL HAD HER”.

ANY QUESTIONS.