Today I followed up on the tragedy in Las Vegas, but I also heard some positive news:
Apparently someone has invented a machine that does your ironing for you! Soon enough we won't need wives!
I also read that a women-only college in Oxford is now allowing men who identify as male to attend. What is this lunacy? Why are famous people letting their little boys wear dresses?
Surely I'm not the only one who thinks this is mental!