Today in the news, we learned that the White Widow is dead! If you don't remember her, she's the British girl called Sally who left the country to fight for ISIS. In fact, I know her!
The lies told by the politicians about the numbers of Romanian migrants coming to the UK has been uncovered — not that any of us are surprised.
There's also a story about a cat in a pram which I thought was brilliant... and I share my favourite "Dear Deirdre" story!
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