January 21, 2017

As a service to strike-out artists: My top 10 dating tips

David MenziesMission Specialist David Menzies
 

Were you one of those guys on New Year’s Eve who proclaimed that things would be different in 2017? A new beginning, a new hope, and most importantly, a new female companion?

Well, if you’re one of those guys who are “Non-dateable”, it’s probably because of something you said, something you wore or something you did.

As a service to strikeout artists, watch as I share a Top 10 run-down of what NOT to do if you plan on securing a date before 2018.

In addition to my top ten, there are so many other date-killers out there, including oversized novelty belt buckles, excessive body piercings, girly-girl sunglasses, bandanas, Bill Cosby-style multi-coloured sweaters, bling-bling jewelry, and finally, the dreaded Plumber Pants look.

If any of these elements are part of your ensemble, it may indeed already be too late.

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commented 2017-01-22 12:12:49 -0500
@jay Kelly…..“no need for this idiocy”…..hey I felt the same way about Mary Walsh’s and Cathy Jones’ male bashing tirades being presented as “humour”…

And nobody is obliged to live up to your’s nor anybody else’s stereotype of what is a “conservative”. Milo Yiannopolus and his many fans are living proof of that.
commented 2017-01-22 02:42:49 -0500
Jay Kelly why should you be able to vote without proving who you are? What if your vote was taken by a Burqa?
commented 2017-01-21 23:26:11 -0500
David Menzies came too late. He intended to be a conservative commenter, but made some bad choices.

Going into a voting booth in 2015 dressed in a full length black gown was a mistake. He hoped to highlight Trudeau’s tolerance of voters wearing what they would, and he succeeded. Of course voters are tolerated wearing whatever they want. But why would a guy like that would wear a gown?

Knock yourself out.

Then, recently, he wore a wig of coloured hair —pink, pale blue, and so on. Again, knock yourself out.

David Menzies seems to be a gay guy who wants to prove a point.

He can dress in a shirt and tie (and trousers) and make his point. No need for this idiocy.
commented 2017-01-21 19:14:05 -0500
Spot on! Great laugh.
commented 2017-01-21 16:58:04 -0500
All good but the dig against sci-fi. Chicks do dig nerds, so long as they can also throw a baseball. I’ve been amazed at how eager hot girls can be to dress up in sci-fi gear. My wife dressed up as Deanna Troi, I made it so #1.