July 19, 2015

Top 10 Reasons the PanAm Games are Awesome!

Rebel Staff

TheRebel.media's Matt Philips has been trying since the beginning to stir up some enthusiasm for Toronto's PanAm Games.



Maybe this will work: Inspired by David Letterman's classic comedy bit, Matt presents "The Top 10 Reasons the PanAm Games Are Awesome."


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commented 2015-07-26 11:34:45 -0400
Maybe if Matt talked a bit slower Jimmy would understand the jokes
commented 2015-07-21 15:23:41 -0400

The “jokes” were not funny in any capacity – it has nothing to do with being able to understand them or not. The video was just completely fucking lame.
commented 2015-07-20 23:13:10 -0400
Jason and Matt….really good job! We all need a good laugh…although it is sad that these athletes have so few people to encourage them. Too bad all those silly ‘professional’ protesters at all the ‘events’ couldn’t have taken some time to do something patriotic for a change. Remember to ask your lefty associates if THEY went to the games…they seem to always have so much time on their hands to tear things down.
commented 2015-07-20 22:24:59 -0400
Jimmy the silva,(are you sure your real name isn’t Justin?) I’m sure many socialist’s find the jokes too difficult to understand so at least you are not alone, Maybe a grown-up could help you or try smoking a fat one first then everything will be funny for a while
commented 2015-07-20 16:50:30 -0400
Great job! Thanks.
commented 2015-07-20 14:04:28 -0400
Nothing less funny than conservative comedians. David Letterman would have nothing to do with you.
commented 2015-07-20 12:19:10 -0400
And we will only be paying for it for 20 more years!
commented 2015-07-20 12:00:49 -0400
Great…and the games are great waste of money.
commented 2015-07-20 11:55:05 -0400
Hilariously funny!! Satire is a crucial thing for conservatives to use, in this day and age. Btw: the establishment media — the Star, the Globe and CBC News — are mindlessly cheerleading the Pan Am Games.
commented 2015-07-20 10:01:26 -0400
Matt…your awesome
commented 2015-07-20 02:37:00 -0400
It would have been cheaper to give every contestant $100,000 to stay home. But that is not Politics. It is cheaper to eliminate home delivery of the mail — which people want Job creation amounts to $1million grant to a company – if you say that you will create 10 jobs. It is crazy.
commented 2015-07-19 20:29:58 -0400
I don’t care about the Pan Am games, and would normally pass this by, but you guys are good at what you do, so I check in . If I lived in Ontario I would be more annoyed by them, so many tax dollars misspent to fill so few pockets. They should have at least rounded up and bused illegal immigrants and the homeless to fill up some of those empty seats, so it wouldn’t look so bad. That is a big load of bull on the backs of the Ontario taxpayer!
commented 2015-07-19 17:03:15 -0400
Right behind PIG WYNNE is PIG PETERSON – a throw back from the 80s with a walker, who’s pushing to bid for the Olympics in Toronto.

Europe must be rolling their eyes. Never in a million years. Funny how there were no protests for these games – all the lefty fringe protestors were nicely paid off by PIG WYNNE well in advance.
commented 2015-07-19 16:56:48 -0400
Very well done!

History is NOT going to paint Canada, Ontairo or Kathleen Wynne is a good light over this.

Thank you Kathleen Wynne. You restored us back to our neo-Liberal days of being an international embarrassment!