July 09, 2019

Therapy Raptor brings grief counselling to Kawhi fans in Toronto

David MenziesMission Specialist

Media outlets have reported that Raptors’ fans are literally crying in the streets after news broke on the weekend that NBA superstar Kawhi Leonard is leaving Toronto to play for the (ugh!) Los Angeles Clippers.

Well, we rushed down to Yonge Dundas Square with a grief counsellor in tow to provide free psychotherapy to those supposed traumatized Torontonians.

Guess what? Turns out very few people are actually “Kawhi-ing” about Mr. Leonard’s departure after all...

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commented 2019-07-10 00:30:42 -0400
Keith Barnes—On second thoughts, perhaps it would be a good time for Tommy to cross the pond.
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Yes Keith, now would be a great time for Trump to let in Tommy. It would be like Trump telling May, Hunt and the Ambassador to F-off all at the same time.
commented 2019-07-09 22:13:33 -0400
So true about sports. But I know people take it far too seriously.
commented 2019-07-09 19:22:32 -0400
I already had 41 years’ experience as a Red Sox fan before I saw them win their first World Series since before Babe Ruth was sold off to the damn Yankees.

Cry me a river.
commented 2019-07-09 18:13:33 -0400
Would be a bad time for Trump to give Tommy asylum, Trump is involved in a row over the Brit Diplomat that called him names, Theresa May has become involved as has Jeremy Hunt a wannabe PM. Brit MSM is having a hay day over this. If Trump took Tommy in, Brit Marxist would have a fit.

On second thoughts, perhaps it would be a good time for Tommy to cross the pond.
commented 2019-07-09 17:49:39 -0400
Interesting. Tommy Robinson asks Trump for asylum and so far Ezra says nothing. What’s going on Ezra?