(LANGUAGE WARNING) This morning, I'm catching up with Count Dankula. Lucy introduced me to his case, and I thought it was insane. The prank he played with that pug was funny. How come we're not allowed to tell jokes?
Even if they're offensive, jokes are jokes. They should be taken in the spirit of a joke. The police are just making us boring, and now we're just locking up people who make us laugh.
Dank told me how his court case has been adjourned until next year, and I asked him a few questions about his experiences over the last year or so. It's awful what he's had to put up with - and I know what it feels like!