The office of weather-related religious tithing and human hubris over nature is hiring a Svengali for up to two million dollars per year.
To do what exactly? Your guess is as good as mine.
The Ministry of Environment and Climate Change is looking to hire someone to provide:
“Strategic and reliable advice, guidance and project management direction to environment climate change Canadas [sic] organization's project management cadre”
Huh? Is this like the time Justin Trudeau spent $280,000 to hire a “deliverology” expert to research the competitiveness of the oil and gas industry in Canada?
The official job description - what the government verbosely calls “the tasks and solutions professional services requirements” doesn't offer any answers about what the advice and direction job entails nor does it make note of what the compensation range is.
However, the RFP does direct perspective applicants for the climate change life coach job to pre-qualify, based on prior eligibility for contracts “valued at the NAFTA threshold and up to and including $2,000,000” per year.
The contract may also be extended for 2 more years past the completion date.
$2,000,000 per year, with the potential for a contract totaling 3 years and all you have to do is try to talk sense to Catherine McKenna.
Maybe I should apply.