April 05, 2019

Trump threatens to close border over migrant crisis — Guacamole eating Democrats hardest hit

Amanda HeadRebel Contributor

President Trump says that if the crisis at the border does not improve, he will close down the Mexican/American border and ruin snack time for untold dozens of Democrats. 

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen says human smugglers are exploiting children to skirt US Customs and Border Protection, which says the border crisis is at its “breaking point.”

Thousands of Americans have died from the drugs smuggled across the border. Women crossing illegally are sexually assaulted. Border patrol agents are murdered on the job.

But Democrats have been thrown into a panic because tequila to be unavailable, and avocados will disappear from the shelves within three weeks of a shut down. Well, that's not really true. But economics isn't really a strong suit for the left.

WATCH and I'll explain how left-wing papers have forgotten their crusade against cultural appropriation in their years-long war on Trump.

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commented 2019-04-07 14:41:18 -0400
You can grow Avocados next to your Pot plants in Canada.. Anyone can do it.. Easy Peasy..
commented 2019-04-06 16:09:31 -0400
He needs to stop taking about it. Every time he threatens to do it , there is a surge for the border. That doesn’t seem very smart to me.
commented 2019-04-06 10:01:17 -0400
The green/red alliance isLIEmic filth and USEFUL IDIOT LEFTARDS!
commented 2019-04-05 21:19:56 -0400
Uh Oh no slaves for the left.
commented 2019-04-05 17:36:05 -0400