July 02, 2015

Wanted: A public leader for Canada

Thomas PrattRebel Blogger


1. Must be a lawyer.

2. Must have either a criminal record or have a good reference from drug dealers or organized crime.

3. Must be very forward-thinking when hiring staff. We prefer lesbians & pedophiles.

4. Must be willing to give away all our country’s money to friends & terrorists.

5. Must be willing to ban the ownership of handguns to all law-abiding citizens.  In fact you are mandated to make sure only criminals have guns.

6. Must enforce Socialist ideals i.e.: Gay Marriage; must promote sexual activity amongst young girls & boys at as early an age as possible.

7. Must be willing to give free money to those that do not wish to work & create a dependency so they will vote for you in the next election.

8. Must refer to all Pride parades as “wonderful family events.”

9. Must take tax money from workers to pay for pensions of government officials or those whom have never worked in this country a day in their life, but decided to emigrate here at age 70.

10. Must strongly support euthanasia programs and be willing to pass this legislation through without notifying the general public until after it is a done deal.

11. Must be willing to support an unconstitutional constitution.

12. Must be willing to mandate that all teachers brainwash our children with ideas of political correctness and on how our government loves us and wishes to be the “Moral Watchdog”.

13. Freedom of religion is permitted, as long as it is not in the schools. Unless you are Muslim and then it’s okay.

14. Must be willing to support your fellow politicians when they are caught stealing from the public purse and forced into early retirement by providing them with a healthy pension.

Salary to be negotiated, based on experience.


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commented 2015-07-16 11:54:26 -0400
yeah, I like this post. and how do you know it’s me? is this big brother or something? this is freaky. someone explain this to me. okay?
commented 2015-07-05 20:56:46 -0400
Sounds like Wynne. Maybe good enough for Toronto but the rest of Canada deserves some integrity in a leader.
commented 2015-07-05 13:18:16 -0400
Well said and apparently fact.
This pretty much sums up all of our "leaders/representatives.
Not a one of them is interested in what is best for Canada and Canadians.
commented 2015-07-04 16:01:46 -0400
There Is a lot of Left Wing Scum out there, who would be capable of filling this position.
commented 2015-07-03 19:44:23 -0400
Well, there are a few that Harper doesn’t qualify for…

…or was this writer referring to Wynne?
commented 2015-07-03 13:01:43 -0400
So we’re pretty much going with the status quo.
commented 2015-07-02 20:54:42 -0400
What are ya talkin about we already have leaders with those qualifications