1. Must be a lawyer.
2. Must have either a criminal record or have a good reference from drug dealers or organized crime.
3. Must be very forward-thinking when hiring staff. We prefer lesbians & pedophiles.
4. Must be willing to give away all our country’s money to friends & terrorists.
5. Must be willing to ban the ownership of handguns to all law-abiding citizens. In fact you are mandated to make sure only criminals have guns.
6. Must enforce Socialist ideals i.e.: Gay Marriage; must promote sexual activity amongst young girls & boys at as early an age as possible.
7. Must be willing to give free money to those that do not wish to work & create a dependency so they will vote for you in the next election.
8. Must refer to all Pride parades as “wonderful family events.”
9. Must take tax money from workers to pay for pensions of government officials or those whom have never worked in this country a day in their life, but decided to emigrate here at age 70.
10. Must strongly support euthanasia programs and be willing to pass this legislation through without notifying the general public until after it is a done deal.
11. Must be willing to support an unconstitutional constitution.
12. Must be willing to mandate that all teachers brainwash our children with ideas of political correctness and on how our government loves us and wishes to be the “Moral Watchdog”.
13. Freedom of religion is permitted, as long as it is not in the schools. Unless you are Muslim and then it’s okay.
14. Must be willing to support your fellow politicians when they are caught stealing from the public purse and forced into early retirement by providing them with a healthy pension.
Salary to be negotiated, based on experience.
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