July 27, 2016

WATCH: 10 Ways To Annoy Your Wife

Gavin McInnesArchive

If you husbands and dads out there ever get bored, try doing one of these things and watch your wife go insane. The ones involving the kids are especially good!


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commented 2016-07-28 14:49:16 -0400
“The only downside is now I must be very scrupulous about keeping said toilet clean…” What woman doesn’t love a man who will keep the bathroom clean. ;-)
commented 2016-07-28 14:12:36 -0400
I’ve surreptitiously trained my dog to drink exclusively out of the toilet, so now the toilet seat has to UP when not actual in use, or the dog will die of thirst…isn’t guilt wonderful.
I am also working on the design of a simple spring-loaded, minimum part device to mount on the toilet that enables the toilet seat to stay UP when not in use…
I’m not trying to piss women off – just not willing to cave into the double standard of fascistic radical feminism! If you sit on that cold porcelain in the dark, it’s not my fault, so deal with it.
The only downside is now I must be very scrupulous about keeping said toilet clean…
commented 2016-07-28 07:51:29 -0400
I tried a couple of those didn’t work too well, used to put to much clothes on my little daughter when she was young especially in summer.
commented 2016-07-28 03:20:00 -0400
I’m still getting over seeing you in your wife’s underwear Gavin. Start wearing a hairband to keep your hair out of your eyes when working around the house or shlopping around in baggy jogging pants with elasticised ankles and divorce is the only recourse.
commented 2016-07-28 02:18:49 -0400
Ron (Jay Kelley) Christensen only need to enter the hemisphere, blows away the traditional fart one Drew, it is known as the Gordon Steele effect. Call your divorce lawyer before she regains consciousness and calls hers first. Hey, I just found a use for Gordo.
commented 2016-07-28 01:00:28 -0400
Gee Gavin, you have to go to seemingly a lot of trouble. My strategy is to “just be myself”, yep that is what works every time. On our second or third date sitting in a restaurant she said to me “I don’t know why I’m going out with you, because you’re a maniac and a lunatic”. She thought she could change me, I represented a challenge, here we are years later no change. Got to give her credit, she don’t give up, it’s kind of scary in a way. But I continue to do a good job at making her “Go Ballistic”, the best part is I love it when her eyes bug out, that spells success.
commented 2016-07-27 22:20:59 -0400
Farting is sill the traditional one.
commented 2016-07-27 20:33:39 -0400
You really don’t want to stay married that long do you Gavin?
commented 2016-07-27 17:07:03 -0400
11…let her over hear you on the phone as you describe how hot her sister is
12…just say is your dress too tight
13…leave the toilet seat up
14…ask her where the keys are 3 times
15…talk to long to the blonde cash register girl

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