October 31, 2016

(Now with 300K views!) Trigger-Free Trick or Treat Guide to Halloween Costumes

Faith Goldy and Lauren SouthernGuest Post

(TRIGGER WARNING:) Halloween is a great holiday for ticking off your religious parents and ruining your figure with candy. Unfortunately, it's also become a cesspool, with young women dressing in objectifying costumes, and men enforcing rape culture at college parties. 

To make it worse, those costumes don't just objectify women, they objectify entire cultures. You have teenagers wearing everything from native costumes to blackface.

No more! We need to make Halloween safe again.

To encourage “trigger free” trick or treating, The Rebel's Faith Goldy and I have created a Halloween costume guide for those who need safe options. Enjoy!

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commented 2016-10-31 17:55:49 -0400
Loved this.

The left doesn’t really care about racism, they don’t care about oppression, and they don’t care about cultural sensitivity—this is about social control, nothing more. Cultural appropriation is just their latest tool to enforce social compliance.

They want to stop us from saying and doing things they don’t like. They want to limit our freedom, because a free society doesn’t need them, it doesn’t need big government.

If it were really about race, they would stop lumping all white people together as a homogeneous group. If it were really about oppression, they would stop us from dressing up as Irish people. If it were really about cultural sensitivity, they would be up in arms over Viking helmets. See:

commented 2016-10-31 14:22:52 -0400
That was hilarious – Happy Halloween!
commented 2016-10-31 11:20:07 -0400
Just watched this for the first time, and, OMG, you two are funnier than Gavin.
Sadly, though, I know a few liberal thinkers (yeah, yeah, I know, that’s an oxymoron) who would only hear the talking points and platitudes, miss the parody, and take this as a serious video.
commented 2016-10-29 13:58:55 -0400
I can remember when Halloween was fun. Today it seems to be a “trigger” for every weak-minded individual. Perhaps it’s time to end the whole event. Think of the benefits: less garbage a day later, the reduction in CO2 in no longer having to ship the crap from China. The reduction in sugar used in the production of the candy. Reduced dental bills. Hell, it’s just a capitalistic scam anyway…just like Christmas and Easter now…Just think of all the environmental benefits to our planet if we did away with these garbage-creating “holidays”.
commented 2016-10-28 20:07:42 -0400
Halloween is a pagan ritual to offset All Saints Day which is November 1.
“Hallowed Eve”.
I rebuke it and ignore it. Lucky I guess. Don’t have to worry about acting like someone I’m not.
commented 2016-10-27 09:03:59 -0400
Count Floyd’s rating: Very scary!
commented 2016-10-27 07:44:05 -0400
That was funny and well done; it looked like Lauren and Faith had some fun doing it as well – I hope so! All the costumes (and the more serious messages behind them) were good, but I think my personal favorite was the Trudeau outfit: Faith Goldy did a good job capturing the man’s elegance and sophistication (ok, I’m joking about those two traits!) and vanity (not kidding about that one). He really could probably have made a good career as a male model for cologne or something … actually, for the sake of our country, I sure wish he had chosen that route.
commented 2016-10-26 22:03:57 -0400
2 beautiful babes, and smart.
commented 2016-10-26 20:18:07 -0400
Oh, and sexy too!!
commented 2016-10-26 20:17:28 -0400
That’s a fantastic video, girls! You two are the best!
commented 2016-10-26 19:43:24 -0400
So awesome, a tad too sexy to wear around refugees, though.
commented 2016-10-26 15:55:13 -0400
Maybe on Halloween you could show the out takes from this clip? :o)
commented 2016-10-26 12:42:08 -0400
ROFLMFAO..good one ladies..
commented 2016-10-26 12:38:16 -0400
Just get a pair of round Leon Trotski style glasses….place them at the end of your nose…and tip your head back. Then pucker your lips and flare your nostrils as if you have sucked a green penny and smelled a fart at the same time…..you are now looking at the world from a feminist perspective…..if you are a guy just dress in drag and at the very least you will sow division in their ranks as they will be straining and streaching to find something catty to say about it.
commented 2016-10-26 12:09:21 -0400
To the basket full of emotionals: don’t be scared, that was satire.

Good job girls!
commented 2016-10-26 11:35:21 -0400
Well done, excellent satire. Should have the SJW Regressives spitting.
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