December 30, 2016

Why we need a laundry revolution

Gavin McInnesArchive

Why are we always washing clothes that aren't even dirty? Here are my new rules for how and when to do laundry. You're welcome...

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commented 2016-12-31 18:12:59 -0500
Since when did all men’s shirts go to the dry cleaners???? Who in the normal world can afford dry cleaning costs? I had a machinist as a husband (dirty clothes) and six children (tons of clothes, not to mention towels and bedding), and I never once thought this was such a big deal. The only thing I wished for was two dryers, as drying takes twice the time as washing does.
commented 2016-12-31 01:19:33 -0500
Keith that’s crazy. I can read it but I have this weird accent in my head. LMAO!
commented 2016-12-31 01:18:16 -0500
Keith Barnes—I think you posted that language test in order to get back Bill Elder’s attention, after he posted that the laundry subject wasn’t too interesting. I am sure the test won’t excite Bill either as he is used to more complicated words. My vocabulary usually grows after reading one of Bill’s serious posts.
commented 2016-12-30 16:15:57 -0500
@ Keith

It is rather interesting. I was able to read that with little problem one I figured out that as long as I did not concentrate of figuring out what you wrote it came easy to me. So I guess I have a strange mind too.
commented 2016-12-30 16:15:54 -0500
Many holes in your arguments Gavin. All I can say is, ‘dream on’.
It gets sweaty under breasts and inside leggings. The fact that they are always in the laundry bin is why you don’t think there is a need for them to be there. ( I will leave that to you to unravel)

I sort of agree with kids, a lot of their kife can be dried and scraped off.

In conclusion….nice chest hair!
commented 2016-12-30 16:03:36 -0500
@gavin…but DO remember to put your chartreuse and magenta clothes in separate loads…otherwise everything will come out fucia…..:-)
commented 2016-12-30 15:29:26 -0500
Keith: woukd love to frwrd it but am unable to cpy or othrwse prvide a lnk
Any suggestiins?
commented 2016-12-30 14:58:56 -0500
If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too.

Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it.
commented 2016-12-30 14:56:13 -0500
I think I’ll stick with changing ALL my clothes every day.
commented 2016-12-30 14:38:41 -0500
And if you wear deodorant you can wear the same shirt for three days.
commented 2016-12-30 11:16:08 -0500
Don’t worry with the SJW, they don’t make any dirty laundry they never wash anything. A happy New Year !
commented 2016-12-30 10:56:03 -0500
Gavin, I think you have lost it. Oh, and happy new year, crazy man!
commented 2016-12-30 10:48:33 -0500
Please shoot me if insignificant things like this matter enough to freak over.
commented 2016-12-30 10:03:23 -0500
So simple and so frigging true, eh? Love it.